W4L: Yes! We still need it...

In the curse of time, after we stop using skin from animals to print our thoughts, after we got tire to lost many people to manuscript on walls at 25 feet tall, after we stop using our hands and kill all the chickens to get the feathers to write our memories, after the woodblock finished with all the trees on the neighborhood, after our voice run out after told the same story with different ends, after all our pain and the callus on our fingers, a smart guy born, run out of voice, fingers, memory, patience and invented the printer, yes!, and with that the news paper, and after all this time, to give you an idea, about 1000 years 1 day 3 hours 17 minutes 45 almost 46 seconds, after all this time we still need it, the news paper is a part of our life nowadays.
To give you and example, after you woke up, after you clean your eyes, brush your teeth, comb your hair, put some clothes on, nothing is better than a cup of coffee, and while you drinking read the news paper to know what is going on with the world, or if you get boring, well a puzzle may help, or if you are unemployment look in the classifieds you can find a job, or if you looking for something else, like a cars, furniture, governmental services, girlfriend or boyfriend, pets, entertaining, fashion boutiques, or a simple candy store, you could find it in it.
The news paper is helpful for our environment cause is made it from recycled paper, that's almost 99.99% of the paper that we trow out from our homes, in that we are saving trees, the environment, birds, warms, ants, and our lungs. If that is not enough guess what, yes! you can recycle the news paper one more time, of course after you read it, solve the puzzle, find the differences between two pictures, make the crossword puzzle, and after you cut the most transcendental notice, you can throw it in the recycle container.
In the other side some people use the news paper to cut the letters and made some notes that have a not good purposes, but is the only inconvenient.
The news paper is good medium of communication for business man, cause I don't think they can carry a TV with them, even though mostly all the information that the business man look at, is the one that show them how is the money market doing, sometimes they use it like a pillow or if they make a mess while they are drinking coffee in the train, they can use the news paper like a napkin (is not that a great use?).
Another resource that we can find on the news paper is, if you don't have a girlfriend, you just have to memorize some of the news in the business area and you gonna sound smart and interesting and you gonna get all the girls attention, guaranteed!. For the girls well if you want to get a boys attention just look at the news paper in the sport section for the score of your local football team and I promise to you that the kid that you want, is gonna like you. (results may vary) (we don't accept returns, to make a disclaim please leave a note under the door, any door) .
Are many uses that we can give to the news paper, like if a fly is botherd you, just make a newspaper roll and Bam! fly is death, or if you have a pet in a cage, sometimes news paper works like a residues retainer; or if you decide to paint something like a wall, or your door or a simple frame, cover your floor with a news paper and thus, you going to be clean.
Still many uses that we gave to the news paper and is another ones that new generations gonna give to it. Since the invention of the printer and the apparition of the news paper we still need it now than it was before, even when new mediums of communication came and go by, like the bipper, or palm, or laptops, or cellphones, or the new ipad, the news paper is gonna be the number one medium of communication, why? tell me, what you gonna do when you run out of toilet paper!.