Tuesday, November 16, 2010

W4L: Cover Letter to "My dream school"

To my concern Admission office
Kapodistrian Tudomanyegyetem Coimbra University or
Yale University
I am very interested to get the admission to your university to continue on my professional education and to keep pursuing my dream of life.
I should be admitted in your university because I did graduate with honors, I was on my three years high school a honor student highlighting in sports, arts and like an student I receive many awards for my performance.
I have a good rank on sports I stand in many sports such as football, soccer, volleyball, wrestling, golf, basketball, pin-pong, track, and others just to mention some. My parents did graduate from your university many years ago, they got sport scholarship they where champions three years in a row representing your university. My dad was champion in thumb fight and my mom in arm wrestling.
Even when I don't have any orientation neither coordination I still very reliable to be the water boy.
I can ride horses so if you need a jockey am overqualified, also I have high school experience on black dealer, jack pot, and candy seller.
So I really appreciate the chance to meet you in person my name is on the roll of retirement students am 35 years old and still live with my parents.Looking forward for the chance to walk in your campus while am cutting the grass,
Sincerely
Lay C. Boii

Monday, November 15, 2010

W4L:Cover Letter to "My dream job"

Dear Anita Job.
I am very interested to apply for the position that you advertised the other day. I am the ideal candidate for this position, even when I don't remember what position was and I don't know when it was posted; I still hopeful that you have that position available. Whit this I'm showing to you that am an hopeful, enthusiastic person, full of smiles and willing to work, anytime and anywhere.
If you ignores I am a extremely hard worker, looking all the time for things to do, and I never stop to reach the maximum award that your company gives to their employees. I work hard every time trying to rich the perfection on my duties. I'm serious about work but friendly with my coworkers and with the general public.
I like to be quiet, and I am a peaceful man, also I have a peaceful open mind available to listen to everybody. I like sports like box, MMA, full contact, Karate, sumo, wrestling, hunting, rugby, football, Russian roulette, one in a chamber, marbles, yoyo, spin (trompo), sweaty hands and mud.
I don't like the arrogance and the hypocrisy on people and on myself, with that you gonna be sure that I am an honest man. Your business will be my business too, and if I work for you I'll be looking forward for new ways to make grow up the company or get a better reputation in the world of commerce.
I have a lot of experience driving cars cause I used to work in grandpa hut in the delivery area, in pesttator like an ant catcher, I been working like a bun warmer, skull grinder, tonsorial artist, globe trotter, and like honest politician.
I hope this sound interesting for you, and I hope to get the job cause one more time I need money and I like to get things done, looking forward for you answer and the chance to meet you to discuss.
Sincerely
I.M. Boring

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

W4L: Yes! We still need it...

In the curse of time, after we stop using skin from animals to print our thoughts, after we got tire to lost many people to manuscript on walls at 25 feet tall, after we stop using our hands and kill all the chickens to get the feathers to write our memories, after the woodblock finished with all the trees on the neighborhood, after our voice run out after told the same story with different ends, after all our pain and the callus on our fingers, a smart guy born, run out of voice, fingers, memory, patience and invented the printer, yes!, and with that the news paper, and after all this time, to give you an idea, about 1000 years 1 day 3 hours 17 minutes 45 almost 46 seconds, after all this time we still need it, the news paper is a part of our life nowadays.
To give you and example, after you woke up, after you clean your eyes, brush your teeth, comb your hair, put some clothes on, nothing is better than a cup of coffee, and while you drinking read the news paper to know what is going on with the world, or if you get boring, well a puzzle may help, or if you are unemployment look in the classifieds you can find a job, or if you looking for something else, like a cars, furniture, governmental services, girlfriend or boyfriend, pets, entertaining, fashion boutiques, or a simple candy store, you could find it in it.
The news paper is helpful for our environment cause is made it from recycled paper, that's almost 99.99% of the paper that we trow out from our homes, in that we are saving trees, the environment, birds, warms, ants, and our lungs. If that is not enough guess what, yes! you can recycle the news paper one more time, of course after you read it, solve the puzzle, find the differences between two pictures, make the crossword puzzle, and after you cut the most transcendental notice, you can throw it in the recycle container.
In the other side some people use the news paper to cut the letters and made some notes that have a not good purposes, but is the only inconvenient.
The news paper is good medium of communication for business man, cause I don't think they can carry a TV with them, even though mostly all the information that the business man look at, is the one that show them how is the money market doing, sometimes they use it like a pillow or if they make a mess while they are drinking coffee in the train, they can use the news paper like a napkin (is not that a great use?).
Another resource that we can find on the news paper is, if you don't have a girlfriend, you just have to memorize some of the news in the business area and you gonna sound smart and interesting and you gonna get all the girls attention, guaranteed!. For the girls well if you want to get a boys attention just look at the news paper in the sport section for the score of your local football team and I promise to you that the kid that you want, is gonna like you. (results may vary) (we don't accept returns, to make a disclaim please leave a note under the door, any door) .
Are many uses that we can give to the news paper, like if a fly is botherd you, just make a newspaper roll and Bam! fly is death, or if you have a pet in a cage, sometimes news paper works like a residues retainer; or if you decide to paint something like a wall, or your door or a simple frame, cover your floor with a news paper and thus, you going to be clean.
Still many uses that we gave to the news paper and is another ones that new generations gonna give to it. Since the invention of the printer and the apparition of the news paper we still need it now than it was before, even when new mediums of communication came and go by, like the bipper, or palm, or laptops, or cellphones, or the new ipad, the news paper is gonna be the number one medium of communication, why? tell me, what you gonna do when you run out of toilet paper!.

Monday, November 1, 2010

W4L:Television, after all still have one benefit

It is indescribable all the advances that the human race has made through time for their benefit. Since we have begun to increment our knowledge, we started to get the conquest of other areas of life, work, even the space. For that kind of advance we used to have and incredible tool that helped us as well as challenged us.
But nowadays that incredible tool, has just become a brain washer and also the big owners of that resource are using it against us. The television before that was used like a massive medium of communication, today just a box that keep people busy, showing them programs with out relevance and for kids just shows to make them to stay at their house.
Nowadays with the growing up of the big companies and the big markets, the chairman's of these companies change the used of the TV. Changing everything on it, they started put in some programs with overloaded restricted content just to saw how that works, and surprise works better than they thought.
The first thing that you'll see on a TV programming is a bunch of commercials telling you to buy this or that, how to dress, how to be and with all that advertisement they make you buy tings that you maybe don't need even you don't know what it is.
About entertainment, there are a lot of cartoons making kids lazy or trying to be a superheros, another programs for teenagers just make them think that life is great and easy kind of "going with the flow", for adults well mostly everything is about sex and corruption or in some cases been a bad person is a good thing. Now to get more your attention became to develop people that suppose to be singers one day; or big brothers or get your love while a lot of people is watching how you life, behind this is just a distraction to you to the out world, the problems of our society, our economy, even problems whit your kids that you ignores cause you are to busy watching a guy trying to be rich opening cases.
Last but no least important, the news manipulated for some of the chairman, tell you just half of the story (the good part), or they just keep you busy with the weather, traffic or the news of the famous people; other programs about nature, well if you don't know but it is weird, mostly all our environment is collapsing, but doesn't matter we are superior to all the live things in this world, does it?.
Many years have gone and that great invention instead to be helpful has been made into tool to manipulate people, to work in our minds, just think about it, after all I think we still can give one use to it, it looks nice in your living room like a framed picture, ha!.